Posted on 11/09/2016 12:31:00 PM PST by C19fan
Who are these people called Bush? Are they in the news for any accomplishment? Probably just want some celebrity time, talking to a real man.
lowlife carter, kenyan and bushes and rapist clintoon
what about georgous Melania and other first ladies ? one crooked amongst them and one maybe again not proud of USA.
I hope he told them to go to hell.
Ring, ring...
[Donald Trump] “Hello, Trump here.”
[Bushes] “Hi, there, Donald, we just wanted to congratulate you on winning the Presidency. We’ve both done it, and it feels great, doesn’t it? Hey, by the way, Jebbie kind of has nothing to do, and he’s available to help you in any capacity.”
[Donald Trump] “Well, thank you for calling and, yes, it does feel pretty good. Hey, listen, I’ve got a pretty tight schedule - you understand that - so I’ve got to go. I’ll have my people call your people....”
[Bushes] “OK, thanks, and don’t forget that Jebbie is available.”
[Click]
[Trump] “...sometime after flocks of flying pigs darken the noonday sky. Damn, those losers didn’t even let me finish a sentence.”
“Hey, Kellyanne, Newt, Rudy, Reince - if anyone with the last name of Bush calls, tell them to meet me halfway between Brooklyn and Manhattan, right under the Brooklyn Bridge. Don’t EVER route their calls to me, I’d rather talk to that congenital moron, Kasich, and I’d rather go broke than talk to him.”
Ignore the chittering from the Bohemian Grove. Those aren’t squirrels. Those are poisonous spiders.
And soon no more Obamas.
He took the calls? He is nicer than me.
That was me speaking. As far as I am concerned I will never support another Bush.
Or else Dana Carvey and Will Ferrell played one massive practical joke ...
“There’s got to be a scene from one of the Godfathers that captures this ....”
I’m all for Moe Green on the massage table for the closing scene.
Thats a great SNL. Have the Bushs meeting with DT trying to get back into favor. Can add Jeb! if the right person could play him.
F’em! They refused to vote for the very party’s candidate they were given privilege to.
A Bush league “hat trick” of lies:
1. “Read my lips...no new taxes.”
2. “There are chemical weapons in Iraq.”
3. “I will support the nominee of our party.”
Sounds like they’re calling to find some potential jobs for their cronies in the next administration.
I hope he asked them if they know what the letter GFY stand for.
If either bush ever placed a call to me, I’d refuse to take it.
surprised he took the calls
‘There’s got to be a scene from the Godfather...’
How about Salvatore Tessio to Tom before he gets driven off after betraying Mike. ‘Tom...can you get me off the hook for old times sake?’ Tom shakes his head, says ‘Sorry, Sally.’
You are correct, of course...
...but it sure is fun thinking about him telling them off.
Ha. Next time I get a plea from Laura for dubya’s library, it goes straight to the trash.
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