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Top Ten Lessons from Weinergate (revisited)
FReeRepublic.com ^ | 6 June 2011 (reprint) | Rockitz and Other FReepers

Posted on 08/30/2016 7:27:50 PM PDT by Rockitz

10. Tweet yourself the way you want to be tweeted by others.

9. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man tell many lies.

8. The penis is mightier than the sword.... but not the weiner.

7. Cheaters never win and Weiners never cheat…..well almost never.

6. All men are phallable.

5. There are Weiners, there are losers, and sometimes they are one in the same.

4. Man that tweets his weiner will not survive another erection.

3. There are firm briefs that he had nothing to fear, but hitting reply to all.

2. Erections have consequences.

1. Always practice safe text.


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This is a repost of a 2011 thread, but Mr. Weiner is back in the news so I thought I'd bring it back out and look for some fresh humor with Mr. Weiner's most recent antics.

The original thread appears here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2730975/posts

1 posted on 08/30/2016 7:27:50 PM PDT by Rockitz
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To: Rockitz

2 posted on 08/30/2016 8:07:52 PM PDT by ShivaFan
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Number one lesson, and hence no others are needed...

Quit voting for weiners you idiots!


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3 posted on 08/30/2016 8:34:53 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (He wins & we do, our nation does, the world does. It's morning in America again. You are living it!)
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To: Rockitz
...they are one in the same.

...one AND the same.

4 posted on 08/31/2016 12:05:10 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: Arthur McGowan

That wasn’t one of mine, but, as the editor, I should have caught it. Thanks!


5 posted on 08/31/2016 7:02:23 AM PDT by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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