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Drunk jobless mother-of-five is found guilty of twice urinating on a war memorial [tr]
Daily Mail ^ | 8/17/16 | Tonkin et al

Posted on 08/17/2016 11:50:58 AM PDT by pabianice

Drunk jobless mother-of-five is found guilty of urinating on a war memorial TWICE in three months including on the eve of the centenary of the Battle of the Somme

Kelly Martin, 42, twice urinated on a war memorial in front of families

She relieved herself in public at the monument in centre of Grays, Essex UK)

Homeless Martin has denied two charges of outraging public decency

A jobless mother-of-five has been found guilty of urinating on a war memorial twice in three months, including on the eve of the centenary of the Battle of the Somme.

Shameless Kelly Martin, 42, was caught on camera squatting semi-naked above poppies at the cenotaph in Grays, Essex, in broad daylight.

Basildon Magistrates' Court today heard that when spotted desecrating the site she yelled at a policeman: 'What the f*** are you looking at?' Shocking: Kelly Martin, 42, pulled down her trousers and relieved herself in public on Thursday June 30 at the remembrance monument in Grays, Essex, it is alleged

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 08/17/2016 11:50:58 AM PDT by pabianice
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Send her to the Clinton Memorial Library with a roll of TP.


2 posted on 08/17/2016 11:52:48 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: pabianice

Oi!


3 posted on 08/17/2016 11:53:57 AM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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That’s a woman?


4 posted on 08/17/2016 11:54:01 AM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: pabianice
Shameless Kelly Martin, 42, was caught on camera squatting semi-naked above poppies at the cenotaph in Grays, Essex, in broad daylight.

She looks more like 62.

5 posted on 08/17/2016 11:55:12 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: sparklite2

That’s a... a... can’t say it here.


6 posted on 08/17/2016 11:58:04 AM PDT by Carriage Hill ( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: pabianice

WOMAN?!?

That looks like a guy from some professional rasslin’ league!


7 posted on 08/17/2016 11:58:49 AM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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To: pabianice

She’s just a few deviations from Pennywise the clown


8 posted on 08/17/2016 11:58:50 AM PDT by Marko413
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To: pabianice

Looks like a typical Code Pink member.


9 posted on 08/17/2016 12:01:02 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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She could pass for Ashley Judd!


10 posted on 08/17/2016 12:08:31 PM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: pabianice

Just... no.

Burn it, salt the ashes, entomb the residue in concrete and bury it deep below a prison in a remote area.


11 posted on 08/17/2016 12:14:58 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hillary Clinton is a felon. As yet unindicted, but a felon nonetheless ))))
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To: sparklite2

Don’t you recognize Debbie Wasserman Schultz when you see her?

(key word: “wasser”)


12 posted on 08/17/2016 12:15:08 PM PDT by bigbob (The Hillary indictment will have to come from us.)
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The hair gives her away.
If not Wasserman, maybe Gorgeous George.


13 posted on 08/17/2016 12:18:38 PM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: pabianice

I can’t drive.....FIFTY FIVE!!!!!!


14 posted on 08/17/2016 12:19:10 PM PDT by The Toll
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15 posted on 08/17/2016 12:19:19 PM PDT by CrappieLuck
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That, or Nick Nolte!


16 posted on 08/17/2016 12:32:13 PM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”


17 posted on 08/17/2016 12:35:15 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Dee Snider?


18 posted on 08/17/2016 12:37:36 PM PDT by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a' white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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To: CrappieLuck

I can’t drive .... FIFTY FIVE !!!!!!!


19 posted on 08/17/2016 12:38:24 PM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: rlmorel

Nick, is that you? Get your hair fixed, boy!

20 posted on 08/17/2016 12:38:57 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill TWITTER !! Kill FACEBOOK !! Free MILO !!)
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