[Cowboy Bob]

I want the government to pay my bar tab.

[moovova]

“I want the government to pay my bar tab.”

Go with the Platinum Plan. It covers lap dances.

[ncpatriot]

I think the gov’t should pay my mortgage. And I don’t want to pay any taxes!

Will Bernie help???

[Syncopated]

THAT’S NOT FAIR TO THOSE OF US WHO DON’T DRINK. THERE SHOULD BE A MEANS OF COMPENSATING US FAIRLY - IF MY NEIGHBOR DRINKS 3 BEERS, I WANT 3 BEERS OF TAX REBATES. /sarc