Carr: John Kerry gives terror tips

bostonherald.com ^ | March 30, 2016 | Howie Carr

[Boston Blackie]

Call it noblesse oblige — John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry has ever so generously offered the hoi polloi out here in flyover country some tips on how to avoid being murdered this summer by “migrants” and/or “lone wolves.”

[Dr. Sivana]

Wow, even Joe Biden’s anti-home invasion tips were better!

[King of Florida]

[nclaurel]

A Kerry tip might be a white flag with a sign saying “I will convert”.

[ThunderSleeps]

Hey Kerry, how about this you dumb POS... How about you and your backside-buddy bammy there secure the border and stop, completely stop, accepting refugees from Syria et. al.

You see, that way we can go about our lives here in America without worrying about becoming a terror statistic. We don't have to avoid crowded places, we don't have to alter our lifestyles, we don't negatively impact our economy and society.

Yes, I realize it is a terrible inconvenience for others. Why, you and bammy and the rest of your cohorts in crime would actually have to do you jobs. Gasp! Also it is a burden on bammy's terrorist buddies. I mean they'll have to support the jihadists that much longer, work on other ways of getting at us, their intended targets. I know you guys are all about helping your friends but in this case I think you should be siding with America for a change.

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Sadly, not satire.

[Boston Blackie]

White flag? Kerry is a war hero! /sarc.

[Blue Jays]

Johan Kerry...how about simple commonsense ideas like restricting teeming hordes of Muslims from entering our beloved country until things can be sorted?
Hello, San Bernardino?

[Iron Munro]

[Blue Jays]

We were typing the same ideas simultaneously, yet your satire captures the tragedy far more effectively.
We should probably not be so surprised...there are countless heads-in-the-sand Liberals eager to welcome refugees.

A suitcase nuke could detonate in downtown Chicago (with a special Muhammad-shaped dustcloud) and there would still be Liberals claiming it is a simple misunderstanding.

[nclaurel]

Did you get your name from the old show Boston Blackie? I love watching those reruns! They just don’t make shows like that today.

[Rummyfan]

Mr. Secretary, that’s because all of your friends and family have private aircrafts and armed security. As for us plebeians, this is what he told us to do Sunday on “Face the Nation”:

“Well, it’s really a matter of common sense. … It means avoid a crowded place where you have no control over who may be there.”

Like any airport, train station, public square, pedestrian area etc etc. I guess you can see the inside of your hotel room!

[ichabod1]

Yeah, but taking over shooting up and setting fire to hotels is another of their favorite tactics.

[SkyDancer]

My scariest thought is: How many of America’s secrets has 0bozo given to his musslime buddies?