Skip to comments.Karl Rove catches two illegals while hunting near the border
Posted on 01/06/2016 9:31:29 AM PST by jimbo123
Karl Rove's quail hunting trip to the Texas-Mexico border over the Christmas holiday took an unexpected turn when he ran into two men hiding in the brush.
The former adviser to President George W. Bush said he and a couple friends had been hunting near the southern border when they discovered the men lurking in a small grove of trees, according to a Tuesday interview with Fox News' Bill O'Reilly.
They immediately called in Border Patrol officials, but attempted to detain the men while they waited for law enforcement.
"One of them was in very bad shape. After our truck surrounded the mott, he sort of came out and surrendered in return for some water and chocolate," said Rove. "But the other guy was defiant. He snuck out of the back of the mott, crawled out, we think in order to hide something and then when he realized he didn't have any options he stood up raised his hands and started walking north knowing that we wouldn't shoot him and so a couple of us trailed him."
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too bad it wasn’t Dick Cheney doing the hunting
Oh Dear. Call in the DoJ.
Ranchers in Arizona who detained illegals were prosecuted and had their ranches confiscated and given to the illegals (really). Can’t have crazed Right Wingers with guns running around intercepting criminals, ya know.
PS. Did Rove then offer them jobs as gardeners at his mansion?
I thought this was satire. The idea of Rove capturing some illegals while out hunting is so far fetched from who he really is
First of all, AS IF Rove would ever hunt.
I have a hard time picturing the pasty Karl Rove waddling around the mesquite and prickly pear for pleasure.
And AS IF he would get anywhere near the Texas / Mexico border. Lots of drug- and illegal-immigrant violence in that area of the country.
NOT A CHANCE.
You beat me by 17 seconds, lol.
Border Patrol should have lobbed Ole Karl’s fat behind over the border with his amigos.
Not many of us finding this narrative very credible.
Did he give them Jeb’s guacamole recipe?
“Be wery, wery qwiet...I’m hunting...”
There’s something hilarious about the whole story.
“I thought this was satire.”
Me, too. I can’t see Roly-Poly-Rove detaining anyone!
Dick Cheney needs to be invited.
first the “warm tears” from mr. freeze and now rove “hunting down” illegals. the uniparty must be getting desparate.
The only reason I can think of for him being down there is he was looking for Bush voters.
Talk about desperate.
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