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Happy ramalamakwanzaamas!
1 posted on 12/23/2015 6:31:52 PM PST by dynachrome
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2 posted on 12/23/2015 6:33:30 PM PST by SamAdams76
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I’m more of a Festivus guy. It’s a more real holiday than Kwanzaa.


3 posted on 12/23/2015 6:34:15 PM PST by henkster (Never elect a president with unresolved mommy issues.)
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To: dynachrome

Wonder when they will come out with a rap version of The Drummer Boy...Ra-ta-ta-ta.


4 posted on 12/23/2015 6:34:59 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Bush won the War in Iraq, Obozo lost the peace..and gave Iraq back to the Terrorists!)
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To: dynachrome

Man, does Ann Coulter has the Left pegged. She’s #3 to Rush and Mark Levin.


5 posted on 12/23/2015 6:36:48 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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7 posted on 12/23/2015 6:37:12 PM PST by PROCON (Merry CHRISTmas!)
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To: dynachrome
Happy federal holiday!
9 posted on 12/23/2015 6:38:13 PM PST by vigilante2 (Re-elect nobody)
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On the first day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
A Marxist in a red tree.

On the second day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the third day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

11 posted on 12/23/2015 6:54:50 PM PST by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: dynachrome

It would be interesting to see the reaction if this piece appeared in the New York Times or the Washington Post. Most of the facts about Kwanzaa that Coulter presents are already widely known by conservatives, but most MSM-cocooned leftists are blissfully ignorant of them.


13 posted on 12/23/2015 7:03:50 PM PST by TChad
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K w a n z a a C l a w s

I'm Dreaming Of A Bright Kwanzaa

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
With the flames all a'flickering
And bright red wax be dripping
By white lines of snow in a row

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles burning low
And the dope smoke a-drifting
Makes our heads all go spinning
While the Big Choomer is sniffing
A couple righteous lines of blow

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
And one we all know
Burns for each of the great
Seven mystery states
Where Barack Obama has yet to go

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
And another year of illegal immigration
With some solemn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for all to eat

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens singing
And the fed'ral gub'ment bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib
And to all my many mooching Homies


18 posted on 12/23/2015 9:08:52 PM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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Ronald McKinley Everett was a.k.a. Maulana Ndabezitha Karena.Also:
21 posted on 12/23/2015 11:48:34 PM PST by Yosemitest (It's SIMPLE ! ... Fight, ... or Die !)
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kwanzaa is horse crap


24 posted on 12/24/2015 3:01:05 AM PST by Joe Boucher (Rubio is a liar, Jeb is worthless, Go Cruz)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

Never miss the Kwanza Cakey hottie Sandra Lee Video on baking the perfect Kwanza Cake. Drink six scotch-and-sodas before beginning to get baked.

It will be memorable for guests.


27 posted on 12/24/2015 3:26:01 AM PST by FlyingEagle
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We playing some cell phone game where the person holds the phone to their foreheads and there’s a movie title or word there and the other people give clues so the person with the phone can guess it.

Kwaansa was one. I said “fake Black people holiday”.


28 posted on 12/24/2015 3:43:55 AM PST by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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34 posted on 12/24/2015 3:59:34 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Bump to phone ... ;-) Merry Christmas!


40 posted on 12/24/2015 6:46:43 PM PST by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
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