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Townhall.com ^ | November 29, 2015 | Christine Rousselle

[Mears]

Monica has been a popular name for the Irish for years.

I’ve known several-—that go way back.

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[Boogieman]

Like most nut butters, you are supposed to remix it everytime you use it, because the oil separates out over time.

That doesn’t happen with commercial peanut butter because they add chemicals in to keep it stable, but there is just as much oil in that!

[Nevadan]

Sure, Monica is a lovely name. It is feminine but strong. According to one list I consulted, it was the 37th most popular name in 1977. It remained a consistently popular name, declining only slightly in popularity until the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted. After that it declined appreciably and has never recovered, despite the fact that a popular character on a popular tv show (Friends) was named Monica. By 2014 it had declined all the way to the 476th spot. The name is still tainted for many of us who lived through the Clinton years with its memories of a stained blue dress.

[Politicalkiddo]

I’m willing to name my animals after pagan gods. Not my children.