This is Not a Day Care. It’s a University!

Oklahoma Wesleyan University ^ | Dr. Everett Piper, President

[SES1066]

If you were to create a picture of these timid creatures, they would be small mammals creeping along the walls like mice. Unlike mice, they would have ultra-extreme sensitive feelers projecting out great distances to sense the slightest slight, the most innocuous micro-aggression.

When sensed, these poor mammals, code-named snowflakes, will immediately huddle together to issue demands for accommodation of their 'specialness' and requirements for others to surrender in order to placate their fears of 'otherness' and 'reality!'

If their demands are not met, they threaten to cry and throw tantrums, promising dire punishments for those who offend them. Given that, to date, they have not had to escalate to the "Mommy" level, no end to this trend is in sight!

[Tea Party Terrorist]

Victimhood is the highest aspriation in 2015 America.

[ronnie raygun]

makes them “feel bad” about themselves, is a “hater,” a “bigot,” an “oppressor,” and a “victimizer.”
The pussification of our male population, how the hell do we fight an enemy that wants to die for its so called religion when we have these panzies whining about thier feelings?

[JohnBovenmyer]

how the hell do we fight an enemy that wants to die for its so called religion when we have these panzies whining about thier feelings?

Arrange for the one to meet the other before either meets us.

[ZinGirl]

kinda wanted the rest of the title to be “...so I shot him”

[marron]

Any signatories to the letter should be expelled. They are in the wrong university.

[digger48]

kinda wanted the rest of the title to be "...so I shot him"

Ok..that one made me LOL

[digger48]

kinda wanted the rest of the title to be "...so I shot him"

Ok..that one made me LOL

[zeugma]

Where do they want us to set up the separate drinking fountains?

[Chode]

yes they are, and VERRRRY expensive ones at that...

[caww]

Colleges need to put these "kids" in play pens until they get down to the business of studying...

[caww]

Colleges need to put these "kids" in play pens until they get down to the business of studying...

[Ciexyz]

A university should develop character, initiative, and independent thinking. That university president is on the right track.

[Daffynition]

When I heard this ...I instinctively knew it wasn’t Wesleyan U in Middletown, CT

Oklahoma Wesleyan University

[metmom]

Works for me.

If the kids don’t like it there, they can go somewhere else.