Strategy for watching the CBS Democrat debate tonight: Don’t do it. Instead, you can…

Zionists4Trump.com ^ | 11/14/2015 | Zionists 4 Trump

[Ziva]

ALERT FOR TONIGHT'S DNC DEBATE!

Do not watch the debate on CBS, which is a 9pm EST, lasting two hours. Watch it later online if you must. Please do this for for the sake of keeping Dem ratings DOWN!

The debate will air on CBS and stream for free at www.cbsnews.com/live/. No cable subscription is necessary. CBS will also air the debate on its radio affiliates, meaning anyone with network TV, radio or Internet access can take it in.

The point is to make the Democrats' debate have low ratings. Watch it online later. Or better yet, listen to it on the radio over the air (not through the internet.) Anything done through the internet can be counted, but you are totally anonymous with broadcast radio.

Some friends have suggested some alternative activities to the Democrat debate:

1. garage cleanup,
2. clean the cat’s litter box,
3. evacuating the dog’s anal glands,
4. baseball and hockey,
5. split firewood,
6. eating a bowl of ice cream with shaved Taliban beards mixed in,
7. watch reruns of The Jack Benny Show,
8. sort my socks (see featured picture),
9. be in my wood shop. Pine is far more entertaining than a stage of wooden dummies.
10. There’s some paint not drying fast enough. I need to keep an eye on it.
11. In my town you can go to City Hall to support a friend of mine who is seeking permission to open an indoor pistol and rifle target range.
12. Shoelaces need ironing...Maybe the socks as well, I better check.
13. I'd rather come over and clean your litter box than watch it.

[volunbeer]

Evacuating the dog’s anal glands?

What the hell????

I predict there will be some really stupid comments about Paris in the debate tonight. They just can’t help themselves.

[fatnotlazy]

All I have to say is, thank God for Netflix.

[Fungi]

I will have a few brews and go out to dinner. This is a farce, and the only thing that bothers me is that the RATS don't see it as such. But that is OK, they are too stupid to think for themselves.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I wan’t planning on watching. After the terrorist attacks yesterday and football games today....I bet ratings will be low.

[knarf]

Noodling around I was informed it will begin with a (the word of the promo) lengthy introduction about the Paris attack and that CBS has re-arranged their questioning to reflect foreign policy and terrorism

It's only two hours so I guess with commercials and all ... we can expect the cankled one to speak for a half an hour and the other two to get about 20 minutes each

I'll listen because it is stupid to ignore the enemy's plan ... I'm sure Sun Tzu has something to say about it.

[Eddie01]

1. Take a dump

Every time I take a dump I think of Hillary.

[Jim W N]

Best advice yet about watching the Democratic Socialist Party “Debate”:

DON’T DO IT!!!

[max americana]

I had no clue it was on tonight until your thread.

Now why would I watch 2 ugly fat orcs in Hitlery and Bernie unless I;m watching Lord of the Rings?

[tumblindice]

My bulldog’s pretty crusty, so I plan on bathing him and giving him a fresh coat of wax. And his bottom needs detailing.
And ever other Saturay niht I get dwunk and cut my one hare, ans tongidts tha nsdgidht.

[Randy Larsen]

I’m getting ready to load my dehydrator with jerky meat. I may listen but can’t stand to watch!

[tacticalogic]

I’d rather give a wolverine a bikini wax.

[Fungi]

Would love a recipe for jerky!!!

[vpintheak]

I do not willingly subject myself to torture if I can help it. Won’t be watching fools making fools out of themselves and the USA.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[SamAdams76]

I'll listen because it is stupid to ignore the enemy's plan...

Don't worry about that part. Trump is paying people to watch it tonight, probably paying them well at that. Also, Trump himself might be live-tweeting it like he did last time.

I plan to hang some Christmas lights and then pour myself a nice bottle of wine by the fireplace.

[r_barton]

I was going to watch the democrat train wreck tonight, but I just noticed my dryer screen needs to have the lint cleaned out of it.

[hal ogen]

I believe I’ll alphebetize my spice rack.

[Farmer Dean]

I think of Obama,plus our toilet faces to the east.

[PROCON]

I plan to hang some Christmas lights

Before Thanksgiving?

IBTZ

*Whew*...feel better now.