Jeb Bush: ‘I’m a joyful tortoise’ in long, acrimonious race

Miami Herald ^ | 7/27/15 | Adam C Smith

[jimbo123]

Repeat after Jeb Bush: He is not angry. Not even a tiny bit.

Florida’s Republican former governor is happy — joyful even. And campaigning throughout Orlando Monday the merriest of presidential candidates reminded supporters over and over again that he is nothing like some of his churlish counterparts in the GOP primary.

“Here’s the deal: I don’t have anger in my heart,” he told about 200 people at a community center in Maitland Monday evening. “We shouldn’t be scolding people. We shouldn’t be saying outrageous things that turns people off to the conservative message.”

“I’m not a grievance candidate,” he told more than 150 fans in Longwood, warning that the race was sure to be a long one and poll numbers would rise and fall. “I’m the tortoise in the race — but I’m a joyful tortoise.”

[hosepipe]

Post Turtle...

[RedMDer]

Too late, Jeb. McConnell is the turtle.

[Seruzawa]

This fool thinks he carries a conservative message?

[Crazieman]

Sorry. McConnell has the turtle position filled already.

[jimbo123]

I think Jeb needs one of these...

[RightGeek]

Is this guy serious?

[Lakeshark]

LOL, that saying will get you far Jeb....

Will someone close to him take this man aside and tell him what an ass he is making of himself just by running?

Please?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

GMTA

[Texas Eagle]

Joyful tortoise

Not so joyful tortoise

[dfwgator]

[windsorknot]

" I’m a joyful tortoise.”

with a wild hare up my ass.

[HonkyTonkMan]

He's cray-cray.

is there any true American "joyful" at the current state of our republic?

[Will88]

“I’m not a grievance candidate,” he told more than 150 fans in Longwood, warning that the race was sure to be a long one and poll numbers would rise and fall. “I’m the tortoise in the race — but I’m a joyful tortoise.”

You're a candidate who would create justifiable grievances if elected, from a family that has already created many deliberate situations that created justifiable grievances for American citizens.

We don't need any more Bushes in the White House.

[Fiddlstix]

[PghBaldy]

Video of Bert the Turtle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60

[tumblindice]

Watch, next he’s going to do something weird with his dwarf wife.
Remember algore sticking his tongue down the throat of that poor woman on stage?
Yeb’s gonna toss Colona off a stage. That’s got to be it.

[dragnet2]

I don’t have anger in my heart,” Bush said, “We shouldn’t be scolding people. I brought a party favor bags for everyone."

He gets a cookie.

[onyx]

LOLOLOL.

[onyx]

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