Posted on 07/17/2015 9:36:19 PM PDT by vox humana
I have found that keeping the television in the basement under an old blanket saves ammunition.
I didn’t have strong feelings about this Caitlyn Jenner, until I saw her talking on TV, and discovered that she sounds EXACTLY like Bruce Jenner. Creepy!
Wonder if there was a “Hold mah beer” moment in the process....
*snicker*
Good old Dr.Phil.A carnival barker who lucked out and got his own tv show.
Caitlyn is a product of devious TV manufacturers desperate to increase sales through male rage.
It’s working.
Now, if I could invent a transparent Kevlar screen protector for TVs I be rich because Caitlyn is only the beginning.
Nowadays the tv also watches and listens to you, at any time for any reason. This is part of “the internet of things” that our CIA is so justly proud of. No state ever dreamed of getting cameras and microphones into every home, and what’s more, have the occupants pay for the bloody things. Orwell predicted it, of course, and Ray Bradbury to an extent.
Living like an animal in the zoo. Another reason to blast the thing.
I remember a few years ago the local news ran “stories” all week about the special Black Friday deals on giant new televisions that like to watch and listen to you and report back to any and all comers with the bread or authority to buy this private information (they left that last part out in the paper).
Pictures showed these ruminants lined up around the block and some in tents waiting for best buy to open up. They were quite proud of their purchases and felt they had gotten excellent deals.
old trick, new angle. There was actually a pub somewhere in NJ where they woeld auction off a brick, which would then be used by the winner to throw at the tv at some point during the rants by Howard Cosell during Monday night football. Proceeds went to the liquor industry. If the guy missed he had to buy drinks for the bar
What do you call 2,000 aggravated people shooting their TVs in response to this year’s ESPY awards?
A good start.
DANG!
Instead of destroying my TV, I simply continue to call him Bruce, or Ms. Bruce Jenner, if you will.
My last TV literally blew up right after the OJAY acquittal was announced!
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