Brian Williams thought brain tumor may be behind tall tales, report says

Fox News/NY Post ^ | 4-7-15

[advertising guy]

brilliant.............and in related news,
Bruce Jenner now qualifies to play from the red tee`s

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Where does he come up with these crazy ideas? Rolling Stone magazine?

[PGalt]

Special classification of a brain tumor called a Brian tumor, a cancer on the public programming tailored to individual propagandists caused by constant lying. Politicians are symptomatic also. Barack tumor. Bill tumor. Hillary Tumor. Harry tumor.

[Mastador1]

Can't believe I'm the first! In your best Schwarzenegger mental voice, It's Not a TOOOOOMMMORRRR!>

[Mase]

Was it also the brain tumor that caused Williams to bow down before Obama at the end of his softball interview?

Or was it simply because he's a mindless, sniveling and lying liberal automaton.

[Noumenon]

So Williams’ small brain is the boss?

[jmaroneps37]

With liberals it is NEVER what they say. It is THAT they say because by saying anything the media then has something to work with and portray the liberal speaker as a deep thinker akin to Winston Churchill.

[IronJack]

Maybe I had ... something in my head "

I'd be less concerned about having SOMETHING in your head than having NOTHING. I suspect your fall was a consequence of the latter.

[SaveFerris]

It changed to NBC Nightly News.

Then they changed it to add “with Lester Holt”.

BriBri ain’t gonna be the anchor ever again.

(not that you suggested he was, mind you).

[SPI-Man]

What? Did he find a pimple on his a$$?

[advertising guy]

lmao

[Lisbon1940]

Everybody already knew about O’Reilly’s tumor, so no news there.

[GraceG]

It isn’t a tumour it is a small bag of dirt that is located where cerebrum should be...

[GOPJ]

A brain tumor?

That’s as stupid as Hillary and Obama’s story about a movie trailer causing Benghazi...

Liberal elites have become bad liars... The press’s given them one too many passes. I mean a ‘brain tumor’? Like no one would do follow up on that...

[onedoug]

So having had several months now - which included watching his daughter’s sex scenes - he comes up with this whopper.

Yeah, he’s sick alright. But it ain’t no tumor.

[Old Yeller]

If that is true then all the reporters at NBC have a brain tumor.

Hey, its possible. All the criminals at the IRS had their hard drives crash at the same time. And those odds are astronomical.

[bayoublazer]

Of course he does.

It’s called the ‘Hyper Pro Lib-o-Gressive Node’
(H-PLOG-N for short)

Generally affects the left side of the brain.

[Ditter]

I am glad he is gone, I didn’t like looking at him. His nose was crooked, maybe his brain was as well.

[Polyxene]

After reading this, I am so upset I can hardly type. My husband died of a GBM (glioblastoma multiforme brain tumor). He collapsed at home and died 15 days later. He had no symptoms until he collapsed. This idiot has no clue of the devastating effects of a REAL brain tumor. I shouldn’t be surprised — BW is a lib-journalist and a liar. But, I am still upset.

[rlmorel]

Hahaha...I made this a few years ago...how appropriate (see excuse #6)