Posted on 03/18/2015 8:01:12 AM PDT by C19fan
Why was that guy called the Playboy Jihadi’ (Mahmoud Abdullatif)?
The only way they can tell each other apart is to carry different guns.
They're AKs. Who aims? ;-)
Is that one holding a stainless AK?
Maybe that’s why they allow polygamy... the men can’t tell the women apart from each other anyway.
I KNEW that was her holding the flag.
Thing is, I wonder if the veils are really for the women’s protection (so they don’t get raped) or for the men’s (so they don’t have to look at fugly women)?
I also note that Australia had cowboys, too. Maybe Australia and America can both play “Cowboys and Muslims”.
I think I see some ankle. Oh, boy.
Bring it, you slattern whores. I eagerly await the opportunity to spill your blood and fertilize the sacred earth of my beloved country with your rotting carcases.
Drone bait.
Top ten reasons for women to be covered according to their terrorist husbands.
10. She won’t waste time looking at herself in the mirror when she should be wiring up bomb vests.
9. Saves me a ton of money when she doesn’t need to go to the hairdresser.
8. When she walks behind me it looks like I have a shadow even on cloudy days.
7. Other terrorists won’t ridicule me for marrying my twin sister.
6. Cuts down on those tiny electric shocks you get in the dry desert air, which might cause a premature explosion.
5. Scares the crap out of neighbor’s kids who otherwise would be playing on my front lawn/pile of sand.
4. Why pay for groceries when the wife can shoplift?
3. Gets me excited when we play “terrorist vs ninja” at night.
2. I don’t have to remember all the names of my wives... They all respond to “Hey, you!”
1. Prevents camel stampedes.
Travelling in a Muslim-thick zone
And because I’m Christian, I’m all alone
I met a strange lady, reciting Koran verses,
She saw I’m Christian and started with curses!
And she yelled:
“Do you come from a land filled with Muslims
Where women are beaten and men just rape-em’.
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear beheading
You better run, you be careful where you’re treading!”
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