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"Jobs for Jihadists" Applications Flood State Department (TOO FUNNY!)
Freedom Outpost ^
| February 19, 2015
| David Wood
Posted on 02/20/2015 3:35:13 AM PST by broken_arrow1
After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt). Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?
Read more at http://freedomoutpost.com/2015/02/jobs-for-jihadists-applications-flood-state-department/#4cA3lskuAQ7txvIZ.99
(Excerpt) Read more at freedomoutpost.com ...
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: harf; isis; jihad; obama
Too funny...
To: broken_arrow1
many a true word spoken in jest.
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posted on
02/20/2015 3:38:52 AM PST
by
spokeshave
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
To: broken_arrow1
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posted on
02/20/2015 3:58:18 AM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
To: broken_arrow1
I almost lost it when I read “Special Skills: Coaching the JV team”. And my sound asleep husband would have been none too happy with me. Ping for later reading.
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posted on
02/20/2015 4:04:09 AM PST
by
FrdmLvr
("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
To: spokeshave
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posted on
02/20/2015 4:19:21 AM PST
by
MagnoliaB
To: broken_arrow1
This could be forced into the news if someone organized an application filling-out contest, or something like that.
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posted on
02/20/2015 4:19:41 AM PST
by
samtheman
To: broken_arrow1
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posted on
02/20/2015 4:27:05 AM PST
by
SisterK
(its a spiritual war)
To: broken_arrow1
WFLA was creating ‘jobs’ this morning...and of the jobs was a Wal-Mart greeter and I’m think a Ginsu Knife salesman...
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posted on
02/20/2015 5:21:53 AM PST
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: SisterK
This is Great Stuff. Recommended.
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posted on
02/20/2015 5:29:15 AM PST
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
To: broken_arrow1
I heard there will will a couple of openings down at the candy factory.
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posted on
02/20/2015 5:59:36 AM PST
by
McBuff
To: broken_arrow1
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posted on
02/20/2015 6:05:47 AM PST
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: broken_arrow1; TheOldLady; onyx; Baynative
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posted on
02/20/2015 12:06:53 PM PST
by
Col Freeper
(FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
To: Col Freeper
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posted on
02/20/2015 12:12:16 PM PST
by
onyx
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