Michael Moore Calls American Sniper, Chris Kyle a Coward, but had Nine Bodyguards

To: over3Owithabrain

I saw a comment on a Facebook Post about Moore saying the Sniper wasn't a Hero he was a coward.The comment made me giggle quite a bit.

Here it is: "You know who is a hero? The poor guy at Golden Corral that has to refill the buffet when Michael Moore is there for lunch/dinner."

21 posted on 01/19/2015 9:00:50 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)

It takes 9 bodyguards to completely surround him.

22 posted on 01/19/2015 9:15:40 AM PST by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)

To: MasterGunner01

All the bodygaurds in the world wouldn’t save him from a well executed sniper ambush.

23 posted on 01/19/2015 9:26:29 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)

Michael Moore (aka Jabba the Hutt) is a flesh mountain that allows a sniper to really get creative with shots.

24 posted on 01/19/2015 9:30:23 AM PST by MasterGunner01

To: MasterGunner01

I used to have to respond frequently in the middle of the night to a crematorium near a fire station that I sometimes worked at. The place was old and their ovens hadn’t been updated to handle the fat people dying these days. They would purposely wait until the middle of the night to burn the really fat people because they were trying to keep from getting in trouble with the Puget Sound Air Pollution Control Agency.

A typical fat person would make a lot of thick black smoke that would generate complaints during the day. But super fat persons would sometimes overwhelm the system completely. When their fat liquefied from the heat, burning lard would come running of the oven and make a huge mess and smoke would fill the building and set off their fire alarms.

I can’t even imagine the disgusting mess that Michael Moore would make. I hope for the sake of the neighbors that they will just dig a giant hole and cover him with a few yards of concrete. There isn’t a crematorium anywhere I know of that has ovens large enough to handle the lard that will come running out of his disgusting carcass.

25 posted on 01/19/2015 10:10:15 AM PST by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)

To: Tijeras_Slim

...for which he was reviled by everyone from author Ray Bradbury on down, he claimed to have nine bodyguards.

More bodyguards than mansions? What kind of liberal elite is that? He needs more help practicing his fake humility...

26 posted on 01/19/2015 11:43:25 AM PST by GOPJ (Radical Muslims are the 'brutish light-fearing Morlocks' of the Islamic political machine.)

My thought was that 8 of the “bodyguards” were needed to carry the obese ones snacks.

Ding, ding, ding - we have a thread winnah!

27 posted on 01/19/2015 11:47:22 AM PST by GOPJ (Radical Muslims are the 'brutish light-fearing Morlocks' of the Islamic political enigma...)

Thank you Michael Moore for your millionaire fat-ass liberal input.

What would the idiots do without you.......

and NO, you were never attacked in Nashville. Maybe it was you and Hillary in Bosnia you lying sack of shit.

28 posted on 01/19/2015 11:47:33 AM PST by eyedigress

It takes 9 bodyguards to completely surround him.

.....and none of them can see each other.

29 posted on 01/19/2015 11:48:40 AM PST by GreenHornet

30 posted on 01/19/2015 12:05:34 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else need s said?)

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