Posted on 08/11/2014 2:38:15 PM PDT by Biggirl
They would call a hamsandwich racist because Islamists despise pork.
Get a package of Pretzel Rods.....and a can ot aerosol sharp cheddar cheese.......put the cheese along the pretzel lengthwise......and munch awaqy (makes great “emergency food” when you are at the lake and fresh out of pizza ;-)
“aerosol sharp cheddar cheese”
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Canned cheese is a fart
You think thats good...you should see the little old ladies in the kitchen preparing for the “after church coffee”....some of them have served little crackers...with a burst of “squeeze cheese” in it, and topped eith a sliced olive. They are SO proud of them, and I am left kicking my sons in the shins for laughing at them.
LOLOL! I remember cracker/cheese snacks at my Methodist Church, back in the 50s as a kid. Cheeze Whiz came in jars back then, before aerosols. After Bible Class, we’d sneak under the kitchen’s big, long metal tables, reach up and around the top, and snag a plate of them to snack on before the adults arrived for coffee. They always caught us and “gave us the dickens”, like our Grandmas did, but they fed us well for hugs. Good times.
That ain’t cheese; it’s *something*, but it ain’t cheese. But like Mags said, in a “food emergency” without pizza or other real food, I’d eat it with crackers or pretzels. Might need some serious fruit intake to “loosen your springs” after eating it, ‘cause it gonna seriously plug you up.
CNN carrying the “Perry indicted on 1st and 3rd degree felonies” story. SOMFBs and they get away with it!
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/15/politics/rick-perry-indictment/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
Just a hunch, but is the gal in the indictment against Perry black?
Looks like an angry butch to me
If I were you, I’d switch the u for an i.
Gotta run but will holler later. Read your mail later
No, but the corrupt ‘Public Integrity Unit’ which Perry wants to defund of $7.5mm, is under her control, and has DeLay, Hutchinson and several others’ scalps on their office warpole. A pic of her is just above this post.
IN all honesty, and it pains me to say this, I have given up on the thought of us having an honest election in this country.
I am in survival mode. I fear the patriotic God-fearing America I was born into, is lost. We are “ruled” by liars and thieves.
I fear the same.
A republican runnin for state office showed up for the 50 buck debit card. No intent to buy. I laughed in his face
Love them!
I agree with you, fair elections are over.
The sham indictment against Perry will be what Wendy Davis runs on in TX.
They’ve also got Holder’s lawsuit and one other lawsuit filed by a group of college students trying to get the TX voter ID law thrown out. I’ve always thought they’ll get that in front of a judge just before the election and get the law thrown out.
Obama’s vote registering crew, that turned Colorado blue, has been here in TX registering every breathing body they can find and I’m guessing registering them more than once.
We are in trouble.
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