Posted on 08/05/2014 9:36:43 PM PDT by TigerClaws
Right now the weeds are a minority, killed off by poisoning and violent extraction of their very roots. Stop these racist bluegrass only policies and let our Dandy Lion flowers and maple babies rise up to their rightful position. Be Gone with your Lawn!
Found it on Twitter yesterday. I will have to look.
That was goooood.
And now they are trying to make nativism the other N word. Well just thing about that concept called multiculturalism. That much bally-hooed and worshiped by liberals far and wide.
What is very plain to me, and any student of history (I am not one really) is that Balkanization leads to chaos, misery, and wars.
How can one expect another culture to honor ours, if we don't honor it our-self? It's kinda like the old advice: To thine own self be true, is it not? Are we not told that we must first love ourselves, before we can love others?
Pure BS from this professor who has a warped and dark view of the world. JMHO.
I kept looking for the ‘satire’ tag somewhere. The professor has MUCH too much free time on his hands if he’s equating soil purity and non-native species with nationalist and fascist beliefs. And then there are those rascally rhododendrons .... when having an issue with them is code for Paki-bashing. Huh? My rhodies on the back fence keep dying ... so maybe that’s code for wishing death to all terrorists or something. Since terrorists seem to be cause celebre with the Libs/Lefties/Progressives these days, they would have a big problem with that, Jimmy Carter in particular.
Frankly, I think these professors must have been hanging out with President Obola during his Choom Gang years to come up with such mind-bending tripe.
Probably taught a class in how to hallucinate.
No Kidding. I heard The Onion may be closing up shop since they can't come up with stuff that isn't already real news.
“The Trees”
—by RUSH
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
(And they’re quite convinced they’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream ‘Oppression!’
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
‘The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw
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