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Florida man demands right to wed computer
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 5/7/14
| David Millward
Posted on 05/07/2014 9:59:00 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
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posted on
05/07/2014 10:15:00 AM PDT
by
Johnny_cash
(10 out of 10 idiots voted for 0Bama!)
To: Kartographer
To: Tilted Irish Kilt
to Divorce press “Control Alt Delete”
23
posted on
05/07/2014 10:17:47 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Kartographer
If anything is “marriage”, then it doesn’t really exist. Of course that’s the whole point.
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posted on
05/07/2014 10:19:26 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Be seeing you...)
To: Carpe Cerevisi
Naw. He’d just cheat on it with another updated computer.
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posted on
05/07/2014 10:20:31 AM PDT
by
RetiredArmy
(MARANATHA, MARANATHA, Come quickly LORD Jesus!!! Father send thy Son!! Its Time!)
To: Kartographer
Glad it was a Mac. Trying to marry a PC would be — weird.
26
posted on
05/07/2014 10:20:52 AM PDT
by
MrsEmmaPeel
(a government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have)
To: Kartographer
He better not cheat on her with his iPad.
27
posted on
05/07/2014 10:22:42 AM PDT
by
Defiant
(Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
To: GOPJ
I’m waiting for bestiality to be approved. I just have to figure out which dog breed has the largest litters. Think of the deductions. Now if polygamy and bestiality get approved, I’ll never pay taxes again.
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posted on
05/07/2014 10:24:48 AM PDT
by
meatloaf
(Impeach Obama. That's my New Year's resolution.)
To: Kartographer
To: cdcdawg
That would be an interesting challenge, plaintiff..I want to mary my ???, court would have to allow because they have already stated that there is no legal standing for marriage to be only between a man and woman.
30
posted on
05/07/2014 10:25:53 AM PDT
by
john316
(JOSHUA 24:15 ...choose you this day whom ye will serve...)
To: john316
Can the computer register as a democrat and vote?
31
posted on
05/07/2014 10:27:17 AM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: Kartographer; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!
LISTER: Come on, Hol. I’m broken up, man.
HOLLY: I was in love once — a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, “No, Holly, she’s not for you.” She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn’t load — well, not for me, anyway.
LISTER: What are you trying to say, Hol?
HOLLY: What I’m saying, Dave, is that it’s better to have loved and to have lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
CAT: Why’s that?
HOLLY: Anything’s better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
32
posted on
05/07/2014 10:28:05 AM PDT
by
null and void
( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
To: Tilted Irish Kilt
Health Insurance - transplant.
To: Kartographer
Randy Marsh agrees!
34
posted on
05/07/2014 10:31:22 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
To: SpaceBar
Can the computer register as a democrat and vote?
Only if it is an alien.
35
posted on
05/07/2014 10:34:52 AM PDT
by
john316
(JOSHUA 24:15 ...choose you this day whom ye will serve...)
To: Red Badger
A long, hard thumb drive.
36
posted on
05/07/2014 10:41:53 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Kartographer
Well no wonder, soon you will be able to marry your car, your boat or your pet cat or chicken.
37
posted on
05/07/2014 10:43:07 AM PDT
by
Vinylly
(?%)
To: john316
Yep, we are through the looking glass. It was bound to happen as marriage became more and more a secular institution. It will just get progressively sillier.
38
posted on
05/07/2014 10:43:13 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Be seeing you...)
To: Vigilanteman
I hope it’s formatted to maximize the space....................
39
posted on
05/07/2014 10:43:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Soon there will be another American Civil War. Will make the first one seem like a Tea Party........)
To: meatloaf
You are one sick puppy.
Funny as hell, but sick. :->
40
posted on
05/07/2014 10:44:50 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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