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And Now, the Throuple: Why Shouldn’t These Three Ladies Be Allowed to Marry Each Other if They Want?
Pajamas Media ^ | 04/24/2014 | Bryan Preston

Posted on 04/24/2014 7:48:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

Doll, Brynn and Kitten (their real names as far as I know) live in Massachusetts. Despite the fact that Massachusetts legalized same-sex marriage via court edict years ago, it still oppresses those who wish for something more.

Brynn and Doll dated for eight months before moving in together. Two years later, they purchased a house together.

Having both enjoyed polygamous relationships before, Doll and Brynn looked for a third woman to join them. After a few failed liaisons, Doll and Brynn created an OKCupid couple’s profile. Eventually, they received a message from Kitten.

Good ol’ OkCupid, flinging the arrows of love hither and yon. Except when it’s flinging hate at Brendan Eich, anyway.

Doll, Brynn and Kitten went for dinner at a Chinese Restaurant for their first date and immediately liked each other.

Doll says: ‘There was an instant attraction with Kitten but I think we all really bonded when we baked cookies together on our fourth date. I didn’t know what love was until the three of us clicked like that.’

Brynn adds: ‘With Doll and Kitten, things finally made sense. It was as if the puzzle was finally complete with all three pieces.’

Within a few months, Kitten moved in with Doll and Brynn. Two years later, they decided to get married after Kitten proposed the idea to them.

Kitten says: ‘I had always wanted to get married and I guess Doll and Brynn indulged my wishes! I had a very traditional upbringing and marriage had always been an important symbol of commitment for me. We wanted to celebrate our love in a wedding like everyone else.’

Well, of course. The heart wants what the heart wants.

The threesome spent several date nights planning their dream wedding – making decorations and shopping for matching traditional, white gowns.

Brynn says: ‘Planning our wedding was hectic. It took a lot more organizing because there were three brides involved.

Kitten, Brynn and Doll had to work with the legalities of the state to get married to each other. As being married to more than one person is not currently legal, they had to combine handfasting, legally binding documents and legal marriage.

Well, why isn’t being married to more than one person legal? What’s the rationale behind that? They’re consenting adults, so what’s the big deal? It must be equal parts hatred and intolerance. That’s what the courts keep saying in their rulings on marriage. You may have a problem with the throuple, but who are you to draw the line?

They should sue. They’ll win.

Read the rest. The trio plan to use science and/or adoption to obtain children. It’s a good thing no Catholic will be involved if they go the adoption route.



TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; homosexuality; lesbefriends; lesbianism; marriage; polygamy; throuple
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Doll, Brynn and Kitten, The Massachusetts Throuple


1 posted on 04/24/2014 7:48:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

“Something more”??

Bring back asylums


2 posted on 04/24/2014 7:51:05 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

RE: Bring back asylums

The first to be committed should be the officials who issued them the marriage license.


3 posted on 04/24/2014 7:52:27 AM PDT by SeekAndFind (If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
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To: SeekAndFind

In another 5 years people will be marrying their dogs and house plants.


4 posted on 04/24/2014 7:52:30 AM PDT by esquirette ("Our hearts are restless until they find rest in Thee." ~ Augustine)
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To: SeekAndFind

Why is it the the minority and the degenerates are the only ones allowed to say what they think and the rest are racists or haters.


5 posted on 04/24/2014 7:53:38 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Why? Because that’s not marriage means.


6 posted on 04/24/2014 7:55:46 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: SeekAndFind

2 on the left look like trannies.


7 posted on 04/24/2014 7:55:47 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: esquirette
In another 5 years people will be marrying their dogs and house plants.

One step at a time. I see your throuple and raise you a Quadruple...

8 posted on 04/24/2014 7:56:19 AM PDT by SeekAndFind (If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The camel’s nose is in the tent! Can’t wait to see the “marriage” combos we are going to be looking at down the road.


9 posted on 04/24/2014 7:56:51 AM PDT by golf lover (goingf)
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To: SeekAndFind
Real shock they live in Massachusetts...

The Bay State....where they do all things Mass-backwards..

10 posted on 04/24/2014 7:56:53 AM PDT by Fedupwithit (It's far past time to make people start living with their idiotic decisions.)
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To: mountainlion
Why is it the the minority and the degenerates are the only ones allowed to say what they think and the rest are racists or haters.

Because that is the Zeitgeist of the time. Any sort of communal definition of marriage, sexuality, etc are out. The individual has been empowered to define those things as they want and we as society cannot judge individual choices.Think of it as the Burger King "Have It Your Way" marketing campaign on a societal scale.

11 posted on 04/24/2014 7:57:07 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: SeekAndFind

I wonder when Mass. will let you marry your dog?


12 posted on 04/24/2014 7:57:24 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: SeekAndFind

The guy in the middle i bet is in drag


13 posted on 04/24/2014 7:57:38 AM PDT by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period. PALIN/CRUZ 2016)
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To: SeekAndFind
Life imitates Monty Python:





Second Man (Michael Palin): Good morning. I want to get married. Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already marrying this gentleman, sir.

Second Man: Well, can I get married after him?

Registrar: Well, divorce isn't as quick as that, sir. Still, if you're keen.

Third Man (Graham Chapman): I want to get married, please.

Registrar: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.

Third Man: What, those two getting married... Nigel What are you doing marrying him?

Registrar: He's marrying me first, sir.

Third Man: He's engaged to me.

Fourth Man (John Cleese): Come on, Henry.

Registrar: Blimey, the wife.

Second Man: Will you marry me?

Fourth Man: I'm already married.

Voice Over (Terry Jones): Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.


14 posted on 04/24/2014 7:58:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SeekAndFind

“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it”.

Nuff said


15 posted on 04/24/2014 8:00:24 AM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The tall one looks Y-chromosome to me.


16 posted on 04/24/2014 8:00:32 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Traditional white gowns indeed.


17 posted on 04/24/2014 8:00:52 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Bring on the collies and donkeys! Let’s open this wide open!


18 posted on 04/24/2014 8:02:45 AM PDT by llevrok (F the government)
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To: mountainlion

a “transgendered”..type individual ... Guy


19 posted on 04/24/2014 8:03:41 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: GeronL

Today Doll, Brynn and Kitten, tomorrow Achmed, with Saria, Fatma, and his whole harem.

Behold the visage of our destructor.


20 posted on 04/24/2014 8:04:06 AM PDT by ZULU (STOP JEB BUSH!!!! NO MORE BUSHES!! US OUT OF THE UN AND UN OUT OF US!!)
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