Skip to comments.World’s largest airship set to take off with Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson at the helm
Posted on 04/18/2014 6:49:10 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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Up the Irons.
A case of giant blue balls
He’s a real trooper.
Fly, on your way
Like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun...
Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant—
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge—
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s—
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying—
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: What’s that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
[cut back to headquarters]
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
I knew somebody would make a comment about that pic. Spinal Tap anyone?
One of the pictures at the site looks like Moochelle Obama’s butt.....
Bruce Dickinson was Iron Maiden’s frontman; he’s a fencing master, a military historian and a licensed pilot. He’s also an avid soccer player.
Is there anything this guy doesn’t do?
Yeah!!!! That pic at post#6....*LOL*
I predict a future episode of BBC’s “Top Gear” with ‘Captain Slow’, James May, at the controls. After all, he already has the experience (blimp) and a GA (private aviation) License!
Correct, except Bruce still *is* Iron Maiden’s frontman (he rejoined the band in 1999).
"Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."
One has to give credit to Mr Dickensen. Smart enough to use Kipling for a source of lyrics, skilled pilot qualified on 747’s and 320’s. Puts on an incredible show, very well read individual. And he put half a million into this project.
Did you see the text above post #6 pic? Great minds....
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