Posted on 04/07/2014 1:54:51 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
`Enlightenment’
Young Caine, when I was a boy, I fell into a hole in the ground and I was broken and could not climb out. I might have died there but a stranger came along and saved me. He said it was his obligation. That for help he had once received, he must in return help ten others each of whom would then help ten others so that good deeds would spread out like the ripples from a pebble in a pond. I was one of his ten and you became one of mine. And now I pass this obligation on to you.
Now, here is money. Go to the corner street vendor. Have him make me one with everything. -Master Po
(Young Caine returns with food) Here is your food, Master Po. As you wished, with everything.
Grasshopper, the hot dog was half the amount I gave you. Where is my change?
Master, change comes from within.
ARREST ALL NONBELIEVERS !!!!! Reeducation camps are prepared and ready to go
A lot of Americans can enlighten their butts with the old fashioned light bulbs we bought before the mercury laden replacements were mandated. Wonder how many of those toxic bulbs have broken in people’s homes and been tossed in trash cans nationwide?
Bottom line:”Give us your money.”
The UN freaks are fools and criminals. They should be in prison. Who elected these criminal bureaucrats?
I reckun a certain percentage of the populace is more susceptible to swallowing the usual b*s no questions asked.
nothing new .. what would russell crowe do?
besides make a movie. :-}
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the suns planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.