[doc1019]

Gee, I don’t own any guns.

I was on my way across our local lake, on my way to register all my guns as required by local law. The nearest place I could register my guns was either around the lake or across the lake ... being the lazy person that I am, I chose to cross the lake.

During my travels across the lake I got stupid and accidentally flipped my boat over ... all my guns ended up on the bottom of the lake. Gee, what now?

Morn my loss and move on.

[NoCmpromiz]

Well, after your mourning period due to your tragic boating accident is over, you could get a New York Approved AR15...

It's not as scary looking so libs in any state will be in ecstasy...

It doesn't say if it will float though. ;-)

[StaffiT]

I hear that’s happening a lot these days – ‘cept up in the northern reaches it’s during ice fishing expeditions.

Remember, those 30 clip magazines can’t possibly fit in a small fishing hole unless the box thingy is out of the square hole thingy in the bottom of the gun….