Valerie Jarrett to Hollywood to Get Obamacare in Movie, TV Scripts

Weekly Standard ^ | 3/28/2014 | Daniel Halper

[Dubh_Ghlase]

If you want a job done right, you got to do it yourself...

It's tough being the boss...

[COBOL2Java]

I don’t think we need to worry too much. Remember, this is the reverse Midas. Every movie he’ll appear in will be another Solyndra, Chicago Olympic pick, Etc...

[bgill]

There’s nothing out there to watch.

[cuban leaf]

If only All in the Family was still on. They could have a blast with it.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Valerie Goebbels.

[PapaNew]

Or the Blob - like a script with Obamacare on it attaching itself to you and eating you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8QLqda1-U

Obamcare the Macabre

[PapaNew]

Actually, “lie” is the actual definition of Obamacare.

[KevinB]

I threw away my TV years ago.

Me too. 13 years TV-free now. Highly recommended.

[punknpuss]

Soudns pretty bossy to me.

[GOYAKLA]

Try Sanford and Son” as “Aunt Esther”s gay illegitimate son!

[rktman]

Hey now. Don’t be using that “B” word. :>}

[GraceG]

So this is what Reptil-sputin has been up to while her puppets has been jet setting around the world.

[unixfox]

Hollywood is trying to sell something they will never use.

But they "care" about the little people.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Valerie Jarrett's yearbook photo.

[TimF]

Who’s going to create the photoshop of Fonzie jumping the shark tank while carrying an Obamacare policy?

[Chaguito]

First up, a remake of “ Triumph des Willens”

[Paine in the Neck]

"I assume you will all be onboard with this effort."

[IYAS9YAS]

I thought they already had:

Coma, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Dr. Giggles...

[jsanders2001]

Yeah, Jarrett we get it... Stalin said he could own America if he owned Hollywood and you’re getting desperate and pulling one from the playbook but if you do go fowrard...

for every sad tale you put out that shows a young child or gramps needing an operation they can’t get because they can’t afford it because of the evil GOP I will write a futuristic sci-fi script where the evil Jaretthian race from Planet KommieHell lands here and uses their mind control devices on the weaker mind population to enslave them and take over the presidency undetected. They will also employ Terminator style robots who scan codes that are in invisible tattoos on their foreheads and hands of citizens that they received when the President offered free food and welfare that was a condition of receiving said benefits. There will be many episodes of these Terminator style robots taking out dissenters until they’ve finally had enough and they form a resistance group known as the T Parte in France then later the USA and they discover the evil Jarrethians are behind the plot. They will then dismantle their plot when they find out where the Jarrethians nest is under the WH and that they are intolerate of sunlight. Any exposure to it and they become limp jelly donut like masses with no spines.

Its gonna be great....

(You guys know I’m not really this insane right? Too much time alone reading sci-fi books and watching movies on Friday nights...lol)

[DocJhn]

Deadline in two days and making a movie? OK Who’s brother-in-law needs new glam?