[colorado tanker]

Dear Mr. President, take these pills daily.

Just tryin' to help. You're friend, Vlad.

[Veto!]

Dear Vlad:
Take your testosterone and bleep it. Me? I’m on estrogen.
Yer pal,
Barackie

[tomkat]

re: take these pills daily

Lacking testicles, this PussyOTUS would likely find supplements totally inadequate.

Mainlining the stuff perhaps, or an IV drip, but I still wouldn't bet on it.