Pope drops F-bomb during Vatican blessing

Here's an oldie but a goodie from February 24, 2011:

In The Forum
To the tune of "In The Ghetto" by Elvis Presley

As the guano flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little newbie handle is born
In the Forum

Watch the liberal moan
if there's one thing that he don't need
an objective set of morals that he won't heed
In the Forum

People, don't you understand
this country needs a helping hand
or we'll end up Socialist some day
Read your Bible every day
"Do not steal" means what it says
do we simply turn our heads
and look the other way

Well the thread turns cold
and the whiny little boy with the turned-up nose
he types with his feet, and his argument blows
In the Forum

And his anger burns
so he starts to roam the boards at night
and he learns how to covet
and he learns how to fight
In the Forum

Then one night in desperation
this FReeper man goes awry
He spams the threads, tries to break some hearts
bends the truth, but he don't get far
And then Jesus cries

As the crowd gathers 'round, the angry young man
makes a home in the gutter, throwing temper tantrums
In the Forum

And the young man cries
on a cold and gray Chicago mornin',
another little newbie handle is born
In the Forum

Fun with the Italian language ping.

“His Holiness meant to use the Italian word for “example,” which is “caso.”

Instead, he used the word “cazzo,” which Italians use as a synonym for the four-letter obscenity.”

I was going to ping to the Elvis thingy, but see you found it, and are way ahead of me.

In my mind, I hear those back-up singers crooning _in the ^ghetto at least once a week, when some whiner whines.

We could caucus up with 'em (when they whine) and croon 'em some tunes. Since they can't be serious (nobody else needs to anyway, they've got that well covered in serial steroid abuse fashion) then we can test to see if any of 'em have a sense of humor...

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