Posted on 02/28/2014 8:26:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do — that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That’s what I am leaning towards.
This is a great line of attack. Rush needs to put up testimony from people who lost their insurance every day.
I refuse to live north of I-10.
Some friends told me it was a good movie.
You should come to the beach till summer time.
For lunch I’m having footlong hotdog with fries and a coke.
I thought Global Warming causes Nudist resorts :-)
That too.
You never see nekkid people in winter.
You know the difference between naked and Nekkid don’t you?
Naked means you aint got no clothes on.
Nekkid means you aint got no clothes on and yer up to no good.
Graham has been running nonstop ads it’s driving me nuts.
I voted against John Cornyn yesterday.
Maybe in a few years when I get sick and tired of the snow!!!!
I got a text from my aunt saying she and my uncle are coming down for bike week in May.
Does he have a challenger?
That should be fun. Are they staying with you?
Graham has been trying to pass himself off as this big time conservative.
hey all
I’m going to have barbeque for lunch at 3 pm today...chicken, ribs and hamburgers
Yeah they are my uncle bought himself a bike and as been dying to bring it down here.
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