Posted on 02/28/2014 8:26:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do — that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks.
I think I heard everything...global warming causes rapes?
LOL!
You’re very welcome.
Of course it does.
Global warming gets folks hot and bothered.
Is the angry chick a Westboro Baptist type?
Good. Finally had a few days of no snow!!!! A foot melted these past few days. Down to 57 inches. Raining now.
I was thinking about going to the movies tomorrow but I don’t know if there’s anything good.
Yeesh.
That’s a lot of snow. LOL!
I pretty sure it’s a Westboro Witch.
Hello Clint
A lot of white down here too. White sand that is:
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/weather/web-cams.html
Driving while Kennedy that should be post of the day.
Yep and we will have it until June.
Son of God!
I live in Myrtle Beach this year has been coldest since I moved down here a few years ago.
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