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Earwax may reveal clues about a person’s identity and habits [Even if you're homosexual]
WNYW-TV ^ | 2/14/14

Posted on 02/14/2014 12:57:20 PM PST by SoFloFreeper

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To: SoFloFreeper

Washington, D.C. AP: The NSA today announced that all passengers will now be tested for earwax deposits. Earwax sniffing dogs will screen each passenger. These new regulations come about because of the recent apprehension of a muslim earwax bomber arrested in NYC who had threatened to destroy Times Square.


41 posted on 02/14/2014 2:54:47 PM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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Yeah, but the description "This came out of a friend at works ear after ear candling" got me grossed out.
42 posted on 02/14/2014 3:05:45 PM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Doc Savage

Of course not, never been close enough.


43 posted on 02/14/2014 3:06:59 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Yeah, not a lot of appeal in that medium. I will say, blessed is the ear canal from which an obstruction that big has been removed.


44 posted on 02/14/2014 3:10:16 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Four years undergrad...four years medical school...several (or more) years of post graduate training...and you wind up studying earwax.

I think they have a word for that kind of thing.

45 posted on 02/14/2014 3:25:07 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obama: "I can do whatever I want")
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So he’s a survivalist! Who knew!


46 posted on 02/14/2014 4:19:45 PM PST by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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