Suggestions for the GOP in the SOTU

Vanity

[budj]

Various radio commentators have suggested what the GOP should do tonight to liven up the SOTU.

How about we help them with some more. Here's mine:

I remember Harry Chapin's concerts; he'd sing "30,000 lbs of Bananas" and end with the audience shouting "It sucks, Harry!"

Maybe the GOP could just shout "It sucks, Barry!"

[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

DO NOT ATTEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ColdOne]

Don’t go.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’ll be too busy cleaning the cat box to watch...

[Bullish]

Obama’s speeches should come with a laugh track.

[LostInBayport]

DO NOT ATTEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And do not watch it on TV or listen to it on the radio. A ratings disaster would be a great message to send. After all, outside of bat$%&! crazy moonbats, who is listening to this guy anymore? I know some brave FReepers will endure for the rest of us by tuning in to tell the rest of us if anything interesting happens. I'll follow that thread instead of actually viewing/listening.

[tet68]

I wish I could paste a video of the Mandela funeral
translator into the lower right of the screen during
his speech.

Got to get a “He’s Lieing” sticker for the bottom.

[SpaceBar]

Someone suggested a Nazi salute and a hearty “sieg heil” on another thread.

[tet68]

Either that or dub the SOTU over a video of Obama’s
Mandela speech with the translator, be the same thing.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[EQAndyBuzz]

Do a lip reading of Obama with Julia Child preparing a Thanksgiving turkey.

[longtermmemmory]

this is going to be “you lie” part two.

The word lie should be a GOP talking point.

The GOP needs to come out swinging with a political no prisoners. The public wants red meat. No surrender.

[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

Don’t have to worry about that with me. Since that loquacious gasbag became POTUS, I have only listened to him just once: On the night he announced that we supposedly got Bin-Laden. It is the only time I was ever interested in anything he has ever had to say. He’s a big phony who just reads whatever is in the teleprompter.

[Revolting cat!]

Baby, Please Don't Go!"

[rwa265]

I will be going to my prayer group tonight.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’ll believe it when I hear about it. I can’t watch that POS.

[WayneS]

Pass Articles of Impeachment DURING the SOTU address.

[Viennacon]

Don’t go. Let TOTUS read to himself.

[Responsibility2nd]

Willie Robertson (Duck Dynasty) will be at the SOTU. A guest of Congressman Vitter.

I heard he was bringing handmade duck calls for all the conservatives. Each and every time Nobama utters some BS or reads another lie from TOTUS...

“QUACK QUACK QUAAAAACKKK!!!”

[Diana in Wisconsin]