To paraphrase Sam Kinison, why don't you give her a sandwich, it's not like you're not standing right next to her.
New York's really got it made now. With a mayor like de Blasio and a governor like Cuomo, what could possibly go wrong?
Starting off in a low-key voice smiling at the crowd
"Hey all you poor New Yorkers. You know why you're poor? (voice suddenly changing into Kinison shouting volume) BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE STUPID LAZY PARASITES!!!! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE POOR YOU BUNCH OF EFFING WORTHLESS LEECHES!!! (voice change back to calm Kinison.)Thanks folks, and remember to vote for me on polling day. Bye."