Oh, how I’d love to write some ‘Laheyisms’ but I don’t know if the s word is acceptable. hahaha
“You know what a s*** barometer is Bubs?
[No.]
It measures the s*** pressure in the air. Feel it. Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of s***. You hear it?
[No I don’t hear anything.]
Oh but you will my sorry little friend when the ol’ s*** barometer rises and you’ll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the s*** pressure. You were warned Bubs but you picked the wrong side. Beware my friend, s*** winds are a comin’.”