Posted on 01/07/2014 3:38:05 PM PST by hondact200
Kraft announces that you may not double dip this year because Kraft has not been supplying enough Velveeta Cheese throughout all of the USA. There is ample supply in Chicago but on the Coasts there may be a run on it
guess they’ll have to buy cheese.
Nooooooooooooo!!!!
don’t you have to put the word “cheese” in quotation marks when referring to Velveeta?
So that means people actually buy that vile “cheese”? We got better cheese in MRE’s than that cheese like substance.
Oh dear.
Does this have something to do with their new commercials?
http://www.quesoforall.com/?gclid=COSb47qe7bsCFSvl7AodVwgAhg
Velveeta gives you the runs?
Aquavelva in short supply?
They don’t even give that stuff away in government
food hand outs to disaster victims.
“Velveeta, you’re way out of line,
Velveeta, you’re wasting my time.”
In Indy this past week, there were many hoarding food.
The Mexican version of Velveeta, heated and mixed with a couple of tablespoons of red wine makes a fabulous hot cheese dip. Yum!
"...????...what do we do with 623 boxes of Ritz crackers?
My kids hate that crap
Bob Kraft owns the New England Patriots as well as all the Velveeta before it is sold to the super markets. Which one is the real cheese?
Well, I think it’s a pasteurized process cheese food.
There used to be a great article about how the stuff
was made but I don’t know how to find it now.
Essentially 60 percent can be called natural cheese,
50 percent of the remainder is called some thing else,
then 20 percent of what’s left is called process cheese
and then the remainder of that is called cheese food.
Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
It has a really now melting point. Good to throw salsa or other goodies into and make a dip.
Or when it dries hard it makes sealant for boats.
I have a new unopened box that I would sell for say, 50 bucks.
Never shoot a block of Velveeta cheese at close range with a .357, you can get covered head to foot with small orange dots.
Velveeta, not just for fish bate anymore!!
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