Posted on 12/20/2013 1:37:09 PM PST by DFG
Parody by KLUV 98.7 (Dallas) DJ Jody Dean
But a very wealthy one..................
It is hard being a cowboy fan these days, especially when your neighbor and friend is a Packer fan.
Funny video.
The three words that best describe the Cowboys are as follows, and I quote, “Stink.....Stank......Stunk”!
“Sell off the team....”
That’s about it.
And certainly while Garrett, on any other team would have been fired a long time ago, Jerry knows he can’t anybody else decent to coach for him.
Lovie?
Swartz may soon be available. Oh wait he’s with the kittens. Maybe after 3 or 4 more years. Ford wants to give him a chance.
Lions-Losers Since 1954
I can’t comment because I’m sure Cowboys will beat my team on Sunday.
The only way the Cowboys can win is if every season ticket holder kicks in an extra dollar and send him on a three hour tour.
On the SS Minnow.
I don’t understand why Jones just don’t hire a GM and just enjoy the games in his skybox. This is why the Patriots have been so successful. Kraft lets the GM and Belicheck do their thing and stay out of the way. You know, like the federal government should be doing.
While you and I could get our jollies sitting in the skybox, guys like JJ get their jollies running the place.
If you’ve ever had a boss like that, you know what I mean...
Jerruh is an idiot retard Hillbilly jackass who’s destroying the greatest franchise in all professional sports because he’s a semi-literate retard dumbass who thinks the the Cowboy cheerleaders are his personal harem and that because he was a scrub on a college team in the 1960’s he knows more about football than anybody else.
Bingo
I think Jerry should just go all the way and become Head Coach, I know he’s dying to do it, I say, go for it.
You ARE joking here, right?
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