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Officials: Reports of shots fired at Kirkwood H.S.
Fox 2 St Louis ^ | 12-17-2013 | Vera Culley

Posted on 12/17/2013 5:48:33 AM PST by patriotUSA

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To: fungoking

Apparently you don’t recognize satire as well!


21 posted on 12/17/2013 7:36:31 AM PST by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
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To: patriotUSA

A box of lightbulbs falls, a janitor mistakes it for a gunshot and calls 911, SWAT teams descend on the school, everyone is evacuated to a mile away, the school is swept from top to bottom and the box of lightbulbs is found.

It won’t be long before most students and teachers and parents will all be on sedatives 24-7.


22 posted on 12/17/2013 7:48:04 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: SoFloFreeper
I remember in HIgh School. Way be in the early 70’s I was in the office one morning (not in trouble mind you), when the assistance principal got a phone call and yelled “oh Yeah, go ahead.” He hung up laughed and said “another bomb threat.” YOu could get away with that in those days. What a change since then.
23 posted on 12/17/2013 8:13:46 AM PST by prof.h.mandingo (Buck v. Bell (1927) An idea whose time has come (for extreme liberalism))
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To: Mouton
Apparently you don’t recognize satire as well!


I recognize CLEVER satire all the time.

24 posted on 12/17/2013 8:35:44 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: fungoking

Subjective recognition only.


25 posted on 12/17/2013 8:38:33 AM PST by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
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To: Lazamataz

True Laz ... They (the media) have no idea who their enemy is. Yes, they (the media) are that stupid and very well paid to be stupid. It certainly isn’t us coming for them and their families. Too bad the media isn’t so well informed.


26 posted on 12/17/2013 9:30:34 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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