How about some reelection signs made especially for him:
“Re-elect Boener” (so I can’t spell too good)
“Put a Boener back in the House (since we lost a Weiner)”
“This Boener is up to the job”
“If you want a man with balls, vote for John Boener”
“John Boener - He’ll give it to you straight”
“John Boener - The Gland with a Tan” or ‘The Tanned Gland”
This imagery just begs to be drawn as cartoons and put on billboards.
“If you want a man with balls, vote for John Boener”
false advertising.