Posted on 11/12/2013 12:30:31 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
Imagine a world in which the Middle East is not descending into carnage and chaos but is on the brink of monumental breakthroughs. In this world in spring 2014, Iran's nuclear program has been secured and Egypt has become a liberal democracy. Syrian dictator Bashar Assad has stepped aside. And Israelis and Palestinians have settled on the terms for a Palestinian state.
This is the world that John Kerry inhabited as he shuttled across the world last week: a fantastical realm created by his billowing vision of what he can accomplish as secretary of State. Meanwhile, on this planet, aid agencies reported starvation and an outbreak of polio in Syria; Egypt's last elected president was put on trial; Israeli and Palestinian leaders described their U.S.-brokered peace talks as broken; and France's foreign minister suggested the would-be accord with Iran was “a fool's game.”
Call it Kerry's Magical Mystery Tour. On Nov. 3 in Cairo, he announced that “the road map to democracy in Egypt is being carried out to the best of our perception,” after failing even to mention the politicized prosecution of deposed president Mohammed Morsy.
On Nov. 5, Kerry offered the following explanation of why the Syrian peace conference he's pushing will succeed: “The Assad regime knows full well that the purpose of” the conference is “the installation of a provisional government.” And “the Syrian government has accepted to come to Geneva.” It apparently follows that Assad will show up and placidly agree to hand over power. If not, Kerry ventured, “the Russians and the Iranians ... will make certain that the Syrian regime will live up to its obligation.”
Kerry's optimism was far from exhausted. His next stop was devoted to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, both of whom said the negotiations Kerry persuaded them to begin in July had gone nowhere. Not to worry, said Kerry: “I am convinced from my conversations” with them “that this is not mission impossible; this can happen.”
All this was all before his weekend trip to Geneva for what became a failed attempt to close a deal with Iran on its nuclear program. Kerry's conclusion: “I can tell you, without any reservations, we made significant progress.”
It's hard to think of a previous chief of Foggy Bottom who has so conspicuously detached himself from on-the-ground realities.
All this raises the question: Does Kerry really believe his rhetoric? In fact, it appears he does, particularly on the Israeli-Palestinian account. Desperate for a legacy at the end of his long career, the former senator has convinced himself that the terms for a settlement are readily apparent and he has the political skills to convince Netanyahu and Abbas to accept them. Kerry, like President Obama, also is convinced that detente has all along been possible between the United States and Iran, if only the right people (like him) are at the table.
If any one of Kerry's dreams comes true, the world would be better off, so I hope skeptics like me will be proved wrong. If not, this secretary of State will be remembered as a self-deceiving bumbler — and his successor will have some large messes to clean up.
It seems that it is in fact still made, now owned by Kraft.
Wikipedia says they had a new commercial this year that was nominated for an Emmy (I didn’t know there was a best commercial category, one of those they give out before the TV ceremony, obviously), I haven’t seen it. Maybe it was for the UK.
“It seems that it is in fact still made, now owned by Kraft.”
HA! Thanks for the info. Maybe it’s in selected areas because I haven’t seen it here in years. And I used to LOVE putting it on pastrami sandwiches!!!
The American rights to the product were once held by R. J. Reynolds (I didn’t know they had any food interests, they merged with Nabisco at one point)
It’s been many many years since I’ve their commercials on tv. I haven’t looked for it in stores. Maybe yuppie stores have it. Walmart is selling online and says they have it in some stores.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Grey-Poupon-Dijon-Mustard-8-oz/10309003.
Check your email. :)
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