Did TSA know LAX attack coming? Agents trained for shooting at checkpoint, taught to 'save

wnd ^ | 11/1/13 | Drew Zahn

[bigheadfred]

You have to focus your paranoia.

here is a pic of two quickpick lotto tickets i bought on wednesday for that even eengs drawing.

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tell me the statistical chance of a computer generated al gore rhythm

tell me the statistical chance of a computer generated al gore rhythm

[bigheadfred]

As useless as mammaries on a Bovine.

wtf

[dfwgator]

It’s a G-Rated version of a popular saying.

[colorado tanker]

When they don’t have an agent in the morgue and others in hospital.

[MaxMax]

Funny. It's Fixed! When I buy a ticket for someone on QP I always get one
for myself with the same numbers. Ya never know.

[Chode]

100%

[bigheadfred]

back in the day we called them grooopies but now they are professional fanatics professional fanatics of the TSA may be Pro Fani Teas huh

luv ya

[Flycatcher]

I may be paranoid, but not an android.

Good.

As long as you're not a freakazoid.

[Borax Queen]

Wow! Scary list... (I think the drill was Oct. 5th? A little less than a month ago?)

[bigheadfred]

ummmm a bovine is a cow and last time i was trying to milk something...

[onedoug]

Jerry: So you feel, women and children first in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion.

George: To some degree.

[Nifster]

good to know they will save themselves

[null and void]

No honor.

[OwenKellogg]

I fear I’m not quite paranoid enough.

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If you like your “boogie monsters”, you will be able to keep your “boogie monsters”. Period.

If you like your paranoia, you will be able to keep your paranoia. Period.

No one will take them away. No matter what.

(Please speak louder when you’re ironing or cooking)

[gusty]

I didn’t know that the TSA is now giving shoeshines at the airport.

[null and void]

Gunman ID’d as Paul Ciancia.

CIA 'n' CIA

Seriously?

[livius]

Wooo...now that is bizarre!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Since the shooter was a TSA agent himself, wondering if they saw this coming..instead of the media focusing so much on the gun used(Local media here has been using the word “Assault rifle” every second) how about focusing on how this guy was able to pass a background check to work for TSA when he was obviously coo coo for cocoa puffs

[null and void]

Thank you. That’s...comforting.

[eartick]

“”but I suppose today is not the day for me to rant about them.””

Yeah you can feel free to rant about the TSA today because the NSA burnt up.

RANT on brother....