[RetSignman]

[Grampa Dave]

Excellent! Years ago when Alan was the head mumbler for the Fed. Whenever, he gave a Fed mumbler, a good friend and I would call each other up and ask each other, "What did Alan really say, and what should we do." Then, we would laugh at how this charlatan held such power over America and the world.

This friend had a masters in accounting and had been a successful CFO for a couple of major corporations and several smaller ones. I had a fairy good MBA. We often served together on boards and financial advisory groups for local non profits.

In spite of his excellent back ground and my fairly good economic background, we never understood what he said. It got worse when the other power wonks in the various Feds tried to interpret his comments.

We labeled his comments as Pure GreenSpam! Which no one understood.