Im thinking Weaponized Pork Fat..would be the “Best Practice”.
millions of gallons of aerosolized Pork Fat...wafting on the breeze above the Potomic, gently settling to earth... covering a Million Pissed-Off-Mooselime-Marchers
Salami Salami, Baloney!
I’d go with that if that induced the majority to martyr themselves to Allah immediately.