Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
Yeah, Ive got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and Ill queef
it out myself.
Mmrs. Garrison, you cant have an abortion.
Dont you tell me what I can and cant
do with my body! A woman has a right
No, I mean youre physically unable
to have an abortion, because you cant
But I missed my period.
You cant have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you dont have ovaries or a womb. You
dont produce eggs.
You mean, Ill never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I Im not
really a woman. Ih, Im just a... a
Im just a guy with a mutilated penis!
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
Well, someone has to do it:
Those guys are brilliant!