Don, straighten up and fly right!
Man, is my life boring
So sad, and several doctors got paid a lot of money to reinforce this idea to him.
oh and he’s an ugly chick
The LGBTQABCXYZ bubble is about to burst.
I guess he found out he wasn’t good looking as a female, either...............
(I know this isn't protocol, but I needed a good pop-culture reference...)
He might have a brain tumor somewhere that would explain the temporary amnesia and complete but temporary personality change.
An ABC News editor. Any wonder why the news “reporting” is so totally screwed up and why it is often agenda driven in support of the looney left Marxists?
Is there any wonder WHY NEWS REPORTING is like it is?
Do I smell a book in his future?
Did he manage to keep his “thingy” when he decided to walk around as a girl for a few months?
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
Yeah, Ive got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and Ill queef
it out myself.
Mmrs. Garrison, you cant have an abortion.
Dont you tell me what I can and cant
do with my body! A woman has a right
No, I mean youre physically unable
to have an abortion, because you cant
But I missed my period.
You cant have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you dont have ovaries or a womb. You
dont produce eggs.
You mean, Ill never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I Im not
really a woman. Ih, Im just a... a
Im just a guy with a mutilated penis!
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
They’re missing a big opportunity. Get a few animals, some cotton candy and charge money to come see the circus. Heaven knows nobody’s watching them for their “news”.
I suspect a scam; a poorly designed scam not pulled off all that well but a scam.
Is he Don or Daisy Duck? Either way, he looks pretty daffy to me.
Look at those eyes. Don't ever give this man a firearm....shiver.
He’s awfully casual about it all. “You know how I wanted to treated like a chick? Well, uh, nevermind. Is there any coffee left in the breakroom?”
Does he/she now have to get an Addadictomy?
“Fat, bald, and wankerless is no way to go through life, son...”