Posted on 08/06/2013 6:28:52 AM PDT by equalator
ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.
But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.Fortunately, my memories of the last 14 years have since returned. But what did not return was my identity as Dawn,” said Ennis, who had been wearing lipstick, skirts and heels.
“I am writing to let you know I’m changing my name . . . to Don Ennis. That will be my name again, now and forever. And it appears I’m not transgender after all.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Several weeks back ABC News with Diane Sawyer announced that Cindy Lauper was going to make an “IMPORTANT” announcement! This was run several times as if it was the most important news item of the day!
Finally the announcement came. Cindy’s sister was a lez and Cindy was supporting her decision.
Really, do we really care what a fag wants? and what important news was left out so Cindy could make this announcement!
Oh wait, That was ABC! That WAS important news, to them. Meanwhile the rest of the world was crashing and burning unknown to us(unless you read FR).
Maybe it is “strap on” time! ;-D
***I’d NEVER stop hitting it.***
with an axe handle!
....After all, it might try and get back up again!
So he is confirming that transsexual/transgender is a MENTAL problem? His just went away-everyone else’s hasn’t?
It would have been more fun had he shown up for work dressed in suit, tie and bald head, acting as if nothing had ever happened, and there was nothing to explain.
That would have been hillarious!!
What a freakin OOOPS moment....
Probably not. Liberals can’t commit to anything...
They should figure out a way to attach his man parts with velcro so he can take them off or put them back on, depending on how he feels on any particular morning.
Or maybe some sort of pipe threads would work.
So is mine but this is vastly entertaining. What would Uncle Walt say?
Sorry, I would have stigmatized the pervert.
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You would jeopardize your paycheck and thus your ability to pay the bills and feed your family just to stigmatize a deviant to their face?
Interesting call. But, hey, to each their own.
Welcome back from your walk on the wild side Don. :-)
Circuses/carnivals no longer need freak shows — we get them for free 24 hours every day on the boob-tube!
I can see why he’d prefer to wear the wig!
What a doofus.
>> Did he manage to keep his “thingy?”
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He didn’t know what to do with it anyway!
Ironically, this thing would fit into any Democrat “mainstream” newsroom with hardly any notice.
“Oh Dawn go away, back where you belong
Girl we can’t change the sexes
where we were born
Before you say that you want me
I want you to think what your family would say
think what you’re throwing away
Now think what the future would be
without a penis to pee...”
(apologies to Frankie Valli)
I was thinking of doing this...then I figured out I’d be a lesbian.
Actually he/she is better looking as a woman than a man.
Maybe he should try for the ‘new’ look: gender neutral.
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