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"I'll Teach You to Zip Your Fly" Kristin Chenoweth's Tonight Show Anthony Weiner 'Popular' Parody
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno YouTube channel ^ | 7/30/2013 | Kristin Chenowith

Posted on 07/31/2013 4:21:15 PM PDT by GVnana

Video at link.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; newyork; newyorkcity; weiner
One of the best political parodies I've seen in a long, long time. So very politically "incorrect"!
1 posted on 07/31/2013 4:21:15 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

And she’s a good singer to boot...


2 posted on 07/31/2013 4:22:14 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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To: GVnana

I wish there were lyrics, I gave up trying to understand the words.


3 posted on 07/31/2013 4:25:51 PM PDT by DManA
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To: Hotlanta Mike

Double hell-yeah on that!


4 posted on 07/31/2013 4:27:21 PM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: GVnana

Man, she really messed up her face with plastic surgery. What a shame.


5 posted on 07/31/2013 4:31:21 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: GVnana

Is Huma trying to launch a political career?


6 posted on 07/31/2013 4:33:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: GVnana

Huma has got to love this! LMAO


7 posted on 07/31/2013 4:41:43 PM PDT by Gator113
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To: Hotlanta Mike

Google her doing “POPULAR” from the musical “Wicked”!! It’s FABULOUS!!


8 posted on 07/31/2013 4:50:44 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Democrats are LAWLESS.....Republicans are BALLLESS!!)
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To: GVnana

Thanks! I needed a good laugh this week!


9 posted on 07/31/2013 4:51:48 PM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: DManA
(I don't know what possessed me...)

Whenever I meet someone
Who's in the public eye
And let's face it, Mr. Weiner
You're in the public eye

My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed.

But may I suggest a makeover
I simply need to takeover
You know
I know
Exactly what you need

Can't you see it in my face
Oh. This is the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry. Carlos Danger is no more
He's out the door
And now for sure
You. Will. Be.

POP U LURE.
The right kind of POP U LURE.
I'll teach you to zip your fly
You won't be that guy
With a camera down his pants. Oh.
I'll teach you what tweets to tweet
Something clean and sweet
We'll make sure you get your chance to be

POP U LURE.
The right kind of POP U LURE.
They'll think you've become a monk
'Though they've seen your junk.
Now you'll play a different show.
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go
(Long. Well. Hmmm.)

Please pay attention to my frank analysis
Think of it as social media dialysis.
Now that you're running I'll become your pal-a-sis.

Your in advisor
You need someone wiser.
Someone to make you
Popular. The right kind of POP U LURE.
There'll be no more sexy texts
With your biceps flexed.
Your roaming eye will roam no more.
You want to be the mayor
Stop acting like a big ol' whore.

We'll try to make you POP U LURE.

Oh. Think about your dear wife Huma
Hope she's got a sense of huma
She should take a page from Hill-a-ry
And---be--come
Independent of her hubby
While you sport a chatroom chubby.
With all her brains and knowledge
She should be FREE to be
Popular. Please. I know she'd be POP U LURE.
The voters want leadership
Not some sexting drip.
There's no question she would be
Very, very popular like me.

Seriously, Huma. Woman-to-woman. If that guy doesn't zip up and unplug just kick him to the curb. And to Anthony Carlos Danger Weiner -- or whatever your name is--

As you may have guessed
My disinterest
In your running N-Y-C
Don't know if I can bear it
Your porno pop-u-lar-it TEE.

Sure you're popular
Just not quite as POP U LURE as me.

10 posted on 07/31/2013 5:24:28 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana

Good heavens, that woman can sing! Next time she stars in a Broadway show, I’m going to New York, hang the expense.


11 posted on 07/31/2013 5:27:52 PM PDT by Kip Russell (Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss. ---Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: GVnana
(transcription of lyrics)

I felt the same urge...but was too lazy to actually do it. Thanks!

12 posted on 07/31/2013 5:29:35 PM PDT by Kip Russell (Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss. ---Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: GVnana

13 posted on 07/31/2013 5:32:38 PM PDT by drewh
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To: GVnana

Did anybody ever think about why he chose the name “Carlos”?

Rhymes with “careless”, and that’s what he’s been, careless, but he still can’t control himself. It’s an obsession to the point where he’s become careless, or “Carlos”. It’s a danger to be careless, but he can’t help it, and therefore, he’s Carlos Danger.


14 posted on 07/31/2013 6:33:08 PM PDT by adorno (Y)
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To: Kip Russell

Check his out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVsLMxam21I


15 posted on 07/31/2013 6:58:08 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: GVnana
Check his out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVsLMxam21I

I love that performance, and have it on DVD.

16 posted on 07/31/2013 7:05:45 PM PDT by Kip Russell (Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss. ---Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: GVnana

Resurrecting this old thread I found in an unrelated search. I used to like her also until I found out that’s she’s in your face about supporting gay rights. Not sure if she does it to appease the Broadway crowd so she’ll get all of the work she wants or she really buys it but she’s really obnoxious about the subject.


17 posted on 11/07/2013 4:11:02 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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