If Bloomberg himself comes in, the chances of the two bozo’s winning drops by at least 50%, and they are slim to begin with.
No one in either of these two districts likes outsiders involved in their business.
How about billboards in Colorado saying:
“New York: Keep your BloomTurd and your Weiner”
(We have enough of our own)
“We have 32 ounce sodas in Colorado; FU Bloomberg”
“NY: Why send us an old Dork when you can send us a young Weiner?”