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To: fruser1

Did the good mayor & city council stop to calculate the increased cost of Fire-Proof GLASS doors?

Probably cheaper to install a Stair-Master in the hallway on each floor of the building. Or replace the tables & booths in the company cafeteria with treadmills/stair masters, equipped with cup holders & trays and a “Calories Consumed minus Calories Burned” meter.


12 posted on 07/18/2013 5:03:27 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: BwanaNdege

Make the elevators lined with mirrors.

Replace the Muzak with recordings of “You are really getting FAT!” and “Hi, Tubby! How’s your day going?”

Hang Rosanne Barr posters next to the elevator, labelled “I’m going for the Rosanne look!”


14 posted on 07/18/2013 5:07:16 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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