“If I were the bakery, I would bake them cake and cut the chocolate with old-fashioned Ex-Lax.”
You do realize that poisoning people is illegal in the USA, right?
posted on 06/23/2013 1:48:11 PM PDT
("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
You can’t poison them, but if I had to make them a cake I’d substitute everything in it for artificial ingredients. It would probably taste like crap, but it would be appropriate to the occasion.
posted on 06/23/2013 1:50:50 PM PDT
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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