“Well...er...uhh....I....I....I can see some poor schlepp backstage shitting his drawers over f@cking up my speech and dropping from Herr Teleprompter, er....uhhh...I am here.......today...to say....Ich Bin Eine Butthole.....er....uhhhhh....Berliner....USA’s 58th state!”
Ich Bin Ein Bush’s fault.