It’s good thing the TSA wasn’t around when my grandfather was flying. He once brought a frozen turkey with him on a flight for Thanksgiving..as if the stores around me wouldn’t have any or some such thing..he laughed about the rest of his life.
WKRP in Cincinatti had a bit on the use of frozen turkeys dropped from a helicopter on a shopping center parking lot ~ OH THE HUMANITY ~ Les Nessman’s immortal words ~ ‘http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeCGURWzjwE start at about 7:00