Iowahawk: May the Cinco be With You

Iowahawk | May 5, 2013 | David Burge

[EveningStar]

May the Cinco be With You

Happy 4th & 5th of May! (with apologies to Marty Robbins

The Ballad of Han Cholo

Out in the Tatooine town of Mos Eisley
I fell in love with an Alderaan girl
Nighttime would find me in Chalmun's Cantina
Music would play and then Leia would whirl

Continued

[EveningStar]

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[GraceG]

Here is a fun tune to listen to inspired by the mos eisly cantina theme

http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=H_M9TSHuGw0

[Army Air Corps]

Órale!

[rellimpank]

—bflr-—

[tbpiper]

What do the Mexicans do for the 4th of July?

[Fiji Hill]

What do the Mexicans do for the 4th of July?

Probably the same things that non-Mexicans do on September 16.

[Conserev1]

It’s more like Cinco de USA!

[RedMDer]

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[Darnright]

A little late, but in keeping with this thread:

[Liberty Valance]

Arriba!

[BFM]

Happy Cinco de Quatro Day, everyone. (That’s what the President said so it must be true...)

[martin_fierro]

[Bender2]

Re: Music would play and then Leia would whirl

Well, Leia better hurry up... and finish twirling--

As we are off to a gig... in Deutschland!

I don't like it! We hear them Krauts eat... pork sausage!

OMG! Is that a skin casing stuffed... with pork?

Here I am a musical virtuoso on the keyboard... and in Germany I'll be playing Oompah music--

Hey, they got me singing "Lili Marleen' and we all know... Marlene Dietrich nailed it a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

After Germany, I'm trying to book the band into Dubai for the Camel Races. I hear they have an all female Walk & Trot 5K... and I plan on trotting their eyeballs out!

Does this mean we can fly Lufthansa? We hear their stand by... is to die for!

Hummmmm-- That pork sounds good. Hey! Put a guard... on the barbie!

Pork, like serpent worms and cat meat, is consider an exotic dish on many planets but I find I can never... finish a whole cat by myself.

Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer... holds out--

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have mixed feelings about it.

On one hand why are we celebrating a victory by another nation?

On the other, the victory was over the french and that is reason to celebrate.

[tet68]

He’s nailing it.

Drinking cerveza in metal bikini
Flimsy and shining with gold lame thread
I had it bad for this Alderaan maiden
Cinnamon buns on the side of her head

[Old Sarge]

Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer holds out--

Not anytime soon, O Thirsty One...